Mutz _ 023
"You know Hashi from the comics with the wood powers right? And you know I have that shit. Well, it's getting out of hand. I've got fucking trees talking to me weird and vines growing all around me when I'm alone so we're going to see some people about this shit."
"Wait, why are you bringing me into all this? Are we going to see some chemists? Those bitches speak New Fuck Tongue down in the subatomic. You're not supposed to fuck with one of those, let alone any of those."
"All I know is there's some fucking Elementrees people in the middle of bumfuck nowhere in the fucking forests and shit. Bring your bitch with the gloves and her fucking journal."
"What does she have do with this?"
"She'll calm you down, and you'll calm me down, and they want her over there. Some asshole caught a leaf one time and he's got some fucking Never Endings or some bullshit and they want her with us."
"Wait, who's the Leaf guy, and caught a leaf how? I can catch a leaf."
"Sure you can. Do not fuck it up with this bitch. They don't give a fuck about me and they don't give a fuck about you, and they will kill us, if she freaks the fuck out on this fucking Leaf guy."
"This is some grandmaster bullshit ain't it?"
"No choice. You're getting married and I'm getting fucking minted. Let's fucking godot this fucking shit."