Mutz _ 052

"Since these 'powers' come from funny lights, funny rocks, and funny sounds, it's all energy out of wack from us and an adaptation like learning to use a new leg or an arm you can't feel. Practice how to start and stop babbling before you make your own syllables, words, phrases, or sentences. The thing about bullshit is it runs out or runs out of time, or it catches up to you. You want to get started on these fucking 'powers', 'abilities', or 'skills' and crossing lines you can't cross back or uncross? Good luck turning into one of the uncountables or running from a no for the rest of your fucking life. Whatever 'gift' you have is a double-edged sword. You have to learn to not use it, or turn it way the fuck off first. It's an energy misfiring all the fucking time because we detonated two suns near water a few decades or seconds ago, maybe, in this timeline. It's been a natural adaptation from the real sun and the real stars. Now everyone has a fucked up, nonsense, fucking accelerated shitshow mutation on a microscopic scale with 3rd grade vocabulary, preschool logic, toilet humor, and dirty jokes no one has ever succesfully gotten under control. If it gets out of control, those bitches are fucking dead or you never hear from them ever again."