Mutz _ 095

“I don’t think I’m Human.”
”Oh, give me a break.”
”Please, I’m serious. And I don’t think you are either.”
”How do you even know?”
”Alright. Fuck me then.”
”We can’t fuck. We work together and you’re my friend. Besides, I don’t see you that way.”
”But, you have feelings for me.”
”Yeah, but...”
”Why, if I feel about you the same way?”
”I am not fucking you. And I can’t do that to you.”
”Because you’re not human.”
”You’re just feeling emotional.”
”Yes, I am. And I will find someone else who is. I think I already have. And I think they found me first. Be still, my cold, dead, shattered, and broken heart, if I even had one, and if it would even be there at all. Thanks. See you around.”