"What's up? How's Mom and Dad? How are the siblings? How are the neighbors? How is the neighborhood? Physically, Mentally, Technically? How fast, how hard, and how far are you going to go today? 2 fast, 1 slow? And, 1 fast, and 2 slow? Pick one, and switch them up. The goddamn show. For the kids and the flowers, the loners, the couples, the freaking families, the staff and crew, and the bitches in uniform. ^_^ , kidwings, kidflowers, A-Spec, and the StudyStudents. You get their attention, you make 'em smile, you give ‘em a laugh, and you keep it short and sweet. You get the fuck out of there and you come back around. 90 seconds. A minute and a half. At most. Barely. Or I swear to fuck, you fucking fucks. The old mandatory and required wink and the nod from wrestling right away quick as fuck before anything, and so no one takes things too seriously and goes too far. You're alright, bitch. Relax. It’s fine. Otherwise it’d just be horrible, terrible, and horrific. Go nuts and fuck ‘em up. Get on with it. Give ‘em hell. Get to it. Everybody knows their jobs. GO. Take ‘em down.”
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