The Uncountables

“Ladies and Gentlemen, you have been gathered here today by an ungodly mixture of circumstances, bad decisions, and the worst possible outcomes. Some of you are dead already, some of you have yet to die, and even more of you will know more than a little about worse things than dying. As such, from here on your designation will be The Uncountables: Mr. Heat. Mr. Ice. Mr. Rock. Mr. Stone. Mr. Drop. Mr. City. Mr. Leaf. Mr. Bright. And Mr. Ark. Your objective is the successful collection, capture, and detainment of Mr. E. He has questions without answers, and answers without questions. Get the fucker. You’ll know what to do if you have to do anything.”