“Welcome to New Fuck City: Where the strong will not be bound by the weak. Where men can increase their fire themselves. Where women can augment their attraction to pull apart souls, the stars, or bring together spaces alone. Where you are you. Kill yourselves. Tear each other apart. Have fun, and enjoy.”
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“Here’s what THE FUCK is the shit: You got these mentals, physicals, and choicicals tied up to a c-machine tying you up to all of everybody and anybody else’s mutherfucking’s MPC’s around and out in New Fuck City. If you stupid the fuck out your MPC’s you’re gonna fuck up someone else’s. So, at all times: nothang’ ain’t no than’g cus you’re with me and i’m with you, give ‘em one of these and point ‘em out because you’re ok, i’m ok, and it’s ok. Shit's broke. The plumbing needs a fixin'. Needs troubleshooting. Don't fuck with it. And if any stupid motherfuckers try any stupid type of kinda shit like asking any stupid fucking questions coming from no goddamn good fucking homework they can sure as fuck find out what stupid fucking really fucking means and fucking sounds like cus NEW FUCK MUTHERFUCKING CITY’s got more angles you can’t account for and lines you can’t cross back or uncross than you could possibly imagine, know about, or even begin to think about.”
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“Look what I did to NEW FUCK CITY with a couple of blogs and a small newsletter.”
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“YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST TURN NEW FUCK CITY INTO A WATERPARK MOTHERFUCKER?! IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?!”
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"WHAT THE FUCK is with this bitch? They don't know and they don't think they're an alien in New Fuck City? How many times and how hard can you be fucking up doing one fucking thing? They keep coming up with new shit and it's just the old shit worse."
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^_^ THIS IS YOUR ONBOARDING ^_^
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Seasonal Carry-Every-Day:
Keys
Wallet (ID, Medical, Economics)
Scratch Paper (Emergency Contact Noted)
Trash Pen
Solid Shirt
Solid Pants
Shoes
Gloves
Mask
Earplugs
Hand Sanitizer
Gum, Smokes, Mints(ur choice ^_^)
MIND THE SLEEPYTOWN SLEEPYHEADS. DON’T LET THEM DO THEIR JOBS.
IT AIN’T A JOB. THEY ARE MENTALLY ILL, MENTALLY DISABLED, OR BOTH. IF THEY WANT WORK THEY CAN HOMEWORK THE HISTORY OF TRIALS IN THIS WONDERFUL WEATHER. It’s ordinary enough. $5PlzNthx!
“Don’t sweat it. Think nothing of it. It’s no trouble and no problem at all.”
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“It's illegal and against the law to cry in New Fuck City. And wrong to overwork the staff.”