The Uncountables: Leaf's Meeting

"Alright. Everyone sit, please."

"So."

"She, uh..."

"...licked it..."

"...and put her blood on it."

"FUCK!"

"LEAF'S WHAT!????"

"Yeah."

"To their..."

"Yeah..."

"WHY!???"

"Hostile, Fatal, Aggressive, Mindless, Soulless, Parasitic, Non-Living, Non-Human, Anti-Life, Nonentity, remember?"

"Right. —FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!"

"And Leaf?"

"He's not even human. And didn't know it. Cut him some slack."

"And?"

"Well, he's dead now so..."

"And?!"

"Oh, their OK."

"HOW?!!!"

"Well, funny you should ask. Not the first."

"WHAT?!!!!"

"Yeah."

"How many?"

"Wrong question."

"SINCE WHEN?!!!"

"Time isn't the issue either."

"HOW?!!!!!!!"

"Who."

"I fucking hate roles."

"Yeah."

"As to how, you can thank the group if you feel so grateful."

"AND?!!!!!!!"

"Well, it's what we're here for."